First of all...
I'm going to pick you up and toss you in the bed of my truck!
And after I get you home
I'm going to wipe you down with a damp cloth...
and put a pretty new party dress on you!!!
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Then...and this is the best part!
We're gonna dirty you up...like so...
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Then...I'm gonna EAT off of you!
Shhhhhhh...you know you'll like it!
Teehee...